I'm not very smart when it comes to computers by I figure some of you might be. I was wondering if anyone can tell me the easiest and cheapest way to download porn. Anybody know? Thanks.

It's really not that hard.

Haha. Very funny. OK, you don't need a computer expert to access porn online. If 6 year olds on every channel of the news can somehow manage to get 11 pop-ups offering free porn downloads and 78 year old computer-illiterate men are being arrested every other day for downloading child porn, I think anyone could access porn.

Yah but he wants free porn.

SI, I thought you were getting married. Why go look at something you can't have instead of going for what you already have. That's kind of like buying a Lincoln Mark8 and getting excited to watch a Mercedes commercial.

Because once you have it, uts not fun anymore and you want something better.

Look, I love peach pie. I could eat peach pie every day of the week. But 52 weeks a year? 365 days of peach pie? Heck no kids, I will go out and find myself a piece of chocolate cream pie from time to time. Even if I have to pay for it.

But, if you know the peach pie is good, and the chocolate cream pie may give you Aids, I bet you would stay with the peach pie.

Beyond that, we are talking about porn. To make your analogy correct it would read, " I will go out and find myself a picture of a piece of chocolate cream pie from time to time."

You don't always get AIDS.

But AIDS is funny.

then you should eat some viagra.