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Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:24 pm

The V.P. is most definitely pitching a tent. Either that or he's hiding a badger in his tightie-whities.

Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:21 pm

You should just sleep in her backyard until she notices you.

Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:18 pm

pipe dream
This could be part of my problem. I also had a pipe in my dream. Gina was chasing me towards a pit of crocodiles, brandishing a lead pipe at me.

Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:02 pm

pain killers? alcohol?

dude it's called a therapist.
It's not nice to make fun of people that have legitimate problems.

Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:01 pm

ok... so i can tell that i am coming the way wrong way to people in this forum which is not a good homecoming so to speak.

just fyi....

i'm not trying to be a jerk or anything. it's just that i ...

Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:59 pm

I had a terrible nightmare last night that a clown was trying to have his way with me on a tiny boat in the middle of the ocean. In my struggle against this devious clown, I yanked off it's mask and i ...

Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:56 pm

Please tell me that's his cell-phone in his trousers!

Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:19 pm

Heroin addicts will take it any way they can.The drug actually changes your brain chemicals so that you really are chemically in neeed of it. Also, it makes you crave sugar.
They also tend to steal f ...

Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:16 pm

Happy birthday! Hopefully, you'll be too busy enjoying your party to invade my dreams to tantalize me tonight. If you do come into my dreams, let's eat cake together and not have a bizzare chase seque ...

Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:13 pm

Whooping cough

Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:04 pm

I'd like to put my root down in Intercourse,Pa.

Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:01 pm

I think the members would like to know who Dat is putting his celebrity weight behind.
PLEASE DAT LET IT BE KERRY

Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:57 pm

I agree with two thirds of it. I am voting for George W Bush.
Perhaps you've been living in a cave for the last 4 years?
George Bush Junior is a nincompoop who couldn't run a load of laundry with an ...

Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:46 pm

You conservatives love a good distraction from the mess you've made.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:41 am

It is hard for me to sleep well at night when I keep having dreams that Gina is trying to push me down a well.
I fall for what seems like days and splash into what seems like scalding hot oil....and ...

Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:44 am

Ptfff Robocop can beat anyone
It sounds like Robocop wouldn't stand a chance against Killtron/Gina. Shocked

Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:51 am

Why is Gina stalking me in my sleep? I had a dream last night that she was chasing me through a dark forest towards a cliff, throwing flaming darts at my back.
Why is this happening to me?!
In anoth ...