Are you a Klan member or an asshole?

And don't call me Christ.

jesus, you always get your way.. why is that?

you mispelled "can't"

I'm just that good...that's why.

eddie, you're such a downer man. huge downer.

u need staples to shut ur mouth, and im gay, and i like u, i want to make love for alll of the years! go wake ur mom from under my desk, she'd loved this!

I'll trade you, I constantly gain weight!

Its funny how others can stereotype you, but when you stereotype yourself, its offensive and immature. That show's their true intelligence... or lack thereof.

I've been in contact with both heads of state. Everyone is cool and they definitely get credit for helping to resolve our situation. I don't mind them coming to the site as long as they don't bombard us with spam of "Dat Phan Sucks," or "Dat Phan is a hack." That's really annoying and we know their position... and perhaps I should just make a separate category for people who hate Dat Phan, but where's the logic in that since this is HIS personal site to talk about what he's been doing and to let fans--key word-- "fans" share ideas and thoughts on his comedy. It's ok to have an opinion, but it's not ok to disrespect our board and members.