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Easter Jokes
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Ok, I assume no responsibility for unfunny jokes. Just trying to get in the easter spirit a little.


What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!

How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they've just finished a March

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.

Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.

Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?

What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A hare brain.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending.

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the "Eggs-it".

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.

What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an "Egg-stra".

What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
Egg-site!

Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.

What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Why did the egg go to school?
To get "Egg-ucated".

How do eggs stay healthy?
They "Egg-cercise".

What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants!

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An "Egg-stra terrestial".

Why did the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken yet!

What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the re-tail store.

Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (x) marks the spot

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther Who?
Esther Bunny

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
The chicken had his Easter Eggs!

What does a sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
Cold little bunnies.

What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
Baby rabbits.

What is a rabbit's favourite dance?
The Bunny Hop.

What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke.

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*Groaning from the pain these jokes caused* Wink

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*Groaning in harmony with Jenny*
The sheer volume of your effort is impressive tho, and has earned you a gold star Wink

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*Groaning in harmony with Jenny*


Shocked Interesting.

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OK, hell with you people.

So much for the Easter spirit.

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Crying or Very sad Sorry Gina. We really love YOU...your jokes just sucked.

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Jokesonme wrote:
*Groaning in harmony with Jenny*


Shocked Interesting.

I said "groaning" not "moaning", don't get your hopes up

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Crying or Very sad Sorry Gina. We really love YOU...your jokes just sucked.


The beauty of it was, that I did not write any of the jokes.

Very Happy

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Hey everybody! Don't make any jokes about The Passion of The Christ or Gina will delete it. She is the Jesus protector
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Yeah yeah. Spock is pissed cause I deleted a poll he created which was offensive.

Blah.

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Responses:

1. TJ: My hopes are up, but in a different direction.

2. Spock: Gina is not the Jesus Protector, but that's a pretty cool nickname, nonetheless...

3. Gina: Delete. Blah. You kill me.

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2. Spock: Gina is not the Jesus Protector, but that's a pretty cool nickname, nonetheless...


Yeah, that one is better than resident sexaholic.

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3. Gina: Delete. Blah. You kill me.


Well, what can I say? In all honesty, I was wanting to say "bite me". There. I said it.

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jennyko72 wrote:

2. Spock: Gina is not the Jesus Protector, but that's a pretty cool nickname, nonetheless...


Yeah, that one is better than resident sexaholic.

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3. Gina: Delete. Blah. You kill me.


Well, what can I say? In all honesty, I was wanting to say "bite me". There. I said it.

Uh oh, looks like the "Jesus Protector" is getting feisty again .

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So? I can be fiesty. It isn't a crime. Surprised

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So? I can be fiesty. It isn't a crime. Surprised

You go girl!

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seamonkey wrote:
Gina wrote:
So? I can be fiesty. It isn't a crime. Surprised

You go girl!



Cool

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