Hey everyone, I'm rapidly approaching the milestone of post number 5. What should I devote it to? So far I think I'm going to devote it to how sexy and hot Dat Fan is. He make me so adorn-he!

Hey, maybe you should post about buying brooms and sitting on them.

I believe this to be a racist statement against African Americans who, in the early slave days when many African customs were still practiced, would jump over a broom as part of the wedding ceremony. I saw Roots, you racist.

But did they miss and fall on it ass first? I also saw Roots, stick figure.

I believe you are insinuating that black people are stupid, stupid enough to trip over a broom, or whatever you're yammering about. I think that this is a horrible thing to say. Look at all the achievements by African Americans over the last 200 years, my friend, and then call them stupid.

Tripping over a broom...who would say such a horrible thing?

Proof that if you aren't azn, they don't like you here.

Grape, I like the cut of your jib.

Not a true staement, Grape. There are a number of us who aren't Asian. We even like you and all your bitterness.

Okay then, just Eddie. My bad.

There are plenty of non-asians here. We aren't all racist like you guys just me. But I'm racist in the old fashioned way, I hate everyone.

That was funny when I first heard it 15 years ago.
Update the material plz.

I never claimed to be a comic, so hacking is perfectly acceptable on my part. Hey did you hear the one about the two jews that walk into a bar?

Yeah, it was Vos and Naturman. Vos dodged the waitress when the tab came, and Naturman said "Damn, stuck with the bill again...am I rite?"

I've never seen Naturman, but I do know Vos!

Naturman=hack

Hi-Larious! Who says there's no funny jokes on the Dat Fan Message boards!!!