I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color your hair is black
Your eyes are black and soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else to shack

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Chinese
I think I'm turning Chinese
I really think so
Turning Chinese
I think I'm turning Chinese
I really think so
I'm turning Chinese
I think I'm turning Chinese
I really think so
Turning Chinese
I think I'm turning Chinese
I really think so


Me so corny!

God I hope you know that song is about masturbation... It just made you sound more like a retard.

But at least that's your 4th post. One more to go.

And I don't get it. Are you making fun of the Chinese now? You know they're a nuclear nation, right? And if they wanted to start a war with America, they'd most likely win statistically? You're probably too dense to realize it though.

Anyways.. so who's the Chinaman you're making fun of? Did he pee on your rug or something?

So its your theme song then Eddie?

If this forum causes China to invade the United States, I for one will be surprised.

I was partial to kung fu fighting, but i guess the vapors will have to do because some of you guys don't know any better.

I'll give the premier a call, we're related... somehow.

Your related to the premier? That's awesome. Hey, do me a favor, tell him to suck a Phat One! With love from the U.S-fukin-A.

My dad knew someone at work whose name was Phuq U. Boy

u noe in vietnamese how you pronounce god is the same as fuk, except theres a small g sound before the k sound